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Sun Nov 8, 2009, 9:55 AM
Just sharing.

X0tx: 5% Yaaay
Zommers: xD
X0tx: ;3;
X0tx: I believe in it Drew.
Zommers: I don't believe in loading bars.
Zommers: Somewhere in the world, a loading bar dies.
X0tx: DREW!
X0tx: DON'T YOU KNOW?
X0tx: YOU CAN'T NOT BELIEVE IN LOADING BARS! THEY DIE!
X0tx: YOU DO BELIEVE IN LOADING BARS!
X0tx: YOU DO! YOU DO!
Zommers: I DON'T!
Zommers: I DON'T!
X0tx: NOOOOO
Zommers: I BELIEVE IN JASON ISAACS' ABS.
Zommers: THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE IN.
X0tx: XD
Zommers: JASON ISAACS' DELICIOUS ABDOMINAL MUSCLES.
X0tx: Oh lawdy.
Zommers: OFF OF WHICH I WANT TO LICK WHIPPED CREAM.
X0tx: o-o'
X0tx: *walks away from*
Zommers: [link]
X0tx: ...'
X0tx: Drew
X0tx: you has a problem.
Zommers: I want to have hot pirate sex with Captain Hook. :I
X0tx: I know you do. I know.
X0tx: It's ok.
Zommers: Peter Pan will never be the same.

  • Mood: Lust
  • Listening to: Scrubs
  • Playing: WoW
  • Eating: Chocolate pudding
  • Drinking: Ginger ale

The Snuggie

Wed Oct 21, 2009, 8:44 AM
I have decided that it was invented by a couple of stoners sitting around in the dark and the cold in winter because they failed to pay their electrical bill. Doesn't it sound like something that came about from stoner-conversation?

Stoner 1: Man, my arms are fucking cold.
Stoner 2: So wrap a blanket around yourself.
Stoner 1: Naw, man, if I do that I can't get the blunt to my mouth.
Stoner 3: Hey, guys. What if there were like... a blanket... but with sleeves?
Stoners 1 & 2: ... Whoa.

Whereas we COULD just wear bath robes because it's the same concept but not as stupid.

If any of you own or are thinking of purchasing a Snuggie, I'm disowning you.

Also, as a disclaimer, I actually don't know anything about being high because I haven't gotten around to it yet.

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Christopher Titus impersonating his gf beating him
  • Playing: WoW
  • Eating: A hot pocket cheeseburger
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper

Undeleted messages

Mon Oct 12, 2009, 9:31 PM
I'm seven artworks short of having 4,000 deviations on my watchlist that haven't been deleted.

Also it says I have 1,713 undeleted messages in my inbox, and the funny thing is, this is apparently in the range of messages dA can't handle, because that number jumps up by five only to fall back by three, unless dA deletes its own messages from my inbox or something.

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: The Tim and Eric Show. I think.
  • Playing: The Sims 2
  • Eating: Meatloaf
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper

Urgh.

Mon Oct 5, 2009, 10:08 PM
There is a baby in the next room

who won't

stop

crying.

  • Mood: Grouchy
  • Listening to: My computer humming
  • Playing: WoW
  • Eating: Tater chips 'n' French onion dip
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper

Lol murder.

Mon Sep 14, 2009, 6:07 PM
My brother called me today and told me that a man in Avant, Oklahoma was arrested recently - today, yesterday, not sure which - for murdering another man. He cut his head off, threw the body in the lake, and kept the head in his house for a couple days.

The funny part of this story being that the murderer is my cousins' next door neighbor.

: D

  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: Marilyn Manson
  • Reading: Orange by Benjamin
  • Watching: Futurama
  • Playing: WoW
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper

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~LilPiggie:iconLilPiggie:
*chews on shoutbox*
Fri Oct 2, 2009, 3:35 AM
~Skysthelimit212:iconSkysthelimit212:
Allo!
Wed Sep 16, 2009, 6:14 PM
~Blackcay:iconBlackcay:
You has an Gaia :o. ZOMG!! xD
Sat Jul 18, 2009, 5:16 PM
~Nny-chan:iconNny-chan:
BUTTS
Thu Apr 9, 2009, 7:00 AM
*ZombieBunnyPro:iconZombieBunnyPro:
-Shouts at herself-
Mon Dec 1, 2008, 4:52 AM
~Arisilde:iconArisilde:
Er...Hullo.
Wed Sep 10, 2008, 5:58 AM
~Clairvoire:iconClairvoire:
That's my Luna..! *sniff*
Sat Aug 30, 2008, 12:01 PM
~Lunacat-chan:iconLunacat-chan:
*runs through, nekkid*
Wed Jul 23, 2008, 3:06 PM
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LOL. I'M TOTALLY GONNA MAKE AN ASS OF MYSELF UP HERE. YAY.
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